Male Celebs Naked

So i finally got to browse my old Playgirl archives - and inspired by the recent Levi Johnston spread - i searched for other celebrities who posed in their birthday suits for the mag. My all time favourite is still Brian Buzzini (1986 was a good year for the mag, me thinks) and Sam jones come as a close second (yeah, talk about vintage) and who could forget this shoot two years ago? Hunky dory Marcus Patrick let it all hang loose here, however, it got him kicked out of a soap opera he was in. Tsk. What a pity.

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Fake or not? I’m not quite sure. I’ve heard lotsa people saying that this photo is fake and then there are those who say that this is the real kahuna. So which is which? If real, then Josh Duhamel‘s dick size is not quite what I expected. Not disappointed though, just taken aback. But then, it’s not in how big it is, but it’s how you use it. And right now, I’ve got a hankering for Josh’s weiner. Yup, it’s gonna be another long night with Josh, me and a bottle of lube. Now all that’s missing is a Shie LeBeouf and I’m all set. Male Celebrities for sure has one. Let’s go there for a visit and a quick nookie.

Word has it that Channing Tatum’s prized johnny looked like a burnt hotdog after that incident on the set of Dear John. I know lotsa freak accidents in the movies and TV but this one in particular made my skin crawl. just the thought of scalding hot water touching your fingertips is enough to make anyone wince, what about it reaching up (or in this case, down his suit) to your sensitive parts.

Aight. Can i yell a big loud “Ouch!” now?

The even weirder thing is, i think that with a dick that’s straight out of a page from the Frankenstein novel makes Channing Tatum even more appealing. So what do you say, Channing? Care to waddle in the puddle with moi?

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Do you remember the glorious 80’s? Haha. I’ve been having this 80’s nostalgia for weeks now. it all started when i spent the whole week watching Golden Girls on DVD - and also listening to Tori Amos bout how “they were so engorged and famous in their last lives”. So anyways, I’m going retro now as I present you Miami Vice hunk, Don Johnson. Sure, he maybe a wrinkled old raisin to most of you now - but back then - he was a ladies man and no doubt the object of many a fag’s fantasies as well. I remember he raised a fit when his nude photos came out in playgirl, unbeknownst to him that a couple of decades later - technology would spring back and bite him in the arse. And not to diss you Don Johnson fans but from this angle, it’sn not much of behind. Or dick too for that matter. Kinda disappointing, after all those fantasies - you get this. Hahaha. Anyways, click here for more nekkid male stars on Male Celebs.

You know what some people say? Never trust a skinny chef? Let me add,  never trust a chef who chain smokes. Personally I think he’s kinda overrated and me thinks his fame is more of a byproduct of his inflated ego, outspokenness and daring. Anthony Bourdain in the span of his career as a chef, has gained quite a number of foes. Rachel Ray being one of them and then there are vegans. I’m sure they could use this nude poster and have a field day with it in creative, degrading ways. i don’t know. But I’m pretty sure that there are some folks out there who’d like to taste that bone. Anyways, visit male celebs for more stars in the buff.