Male Celebs Naked

2 years after and Viggo Mortensen’s jaw dropping and eye popping fight scene in Eastern Promises still manages to get into conversations involving celebrities and nude scenes. Heck, the scene is a tough act to follow - and Viggo should have gotten an award for it. And anyways, what’s not to like about Mr. Mortensen? A poet, a painter, a brilliant actor and he’s got a hot bod and I’d certainly like to tap. Mosey on to Banned Male Celebs for more  celebrities in the buff.

Jamie Kennedy is acquired taste I suppose. I mean, not everyone will find him attractive. But I have to admit it. I was one of them folks who had the hots for him a decade ago. Well, I still think he’s got something. And there’s this teeny weeny voice in me saying that he still looks like a good fuck - and you know what? This still shot from one of his movies seems to prove that point. Click here to see more nude male celebs at Male Stars.

Ever wondered how Robert Pattinson looks like pre-Edward Cullen era? Here’s a screenshot from one of his old movies - and as you can see - even before that vampire role, he’s as pale and white as … as …. the Pillsbury doughboy? Not to disrespect Robert Pattinson fans, but as that Facebook page says, The Count from Sesame Street is a better vampire than this whiny baby. Seriously. Robert needs to move out of that shadow. He’s nice and all but Edward is smothering him to death (in my opinion). Anyways, feed your cravings and check out more Hollywood hunks at Male Celebs.

Can Ryan really rap like them black artists? Who the heck cares? All I know is that pretty boy still has it and he can flaunt it all he wants. Have you seen Ryan Phillippe’s photo spread on Women’s Health, May 2010 issue? All I could say is, “Wow!” The dude still has it. He still looks like a model who stepped out of Corbin Fisher and on to Hollywood. For more Ryan Phillippe, check out Male Stars.

Talk about your hot silver foxes. Richard Gere is one of the sexiest mature folks around. Sadly though, there are no recent photos of him in the buff but the internet has a couple of screenshots from his previous movies. Above is taken from the earyl 80’s/late 70’s classic, American Gigolo. I’m too young to remember the movie but i do remember my sister (and my mom) going crazy for this dude. Now I know why. Hey Richard, why don’tcha lose the tibet thing and just call me. Yeah, like what Debbie Harry sang before - call me.

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Gerard Butler still knocks the socks off my feet, a good two years since that ab fest 300 came out. Even though i’ve seen a paparazzi shot of him picking his nose months earlier. In the screenshot above - we see Gerard’s willy bobbing all around. Not exactly the best of shots but it’s enough to pique anyone’s interest. Now, if there are any nude photos of him with his dong fully erect, i could die happy. For more male celebrity nudes, check out Male Stars.

I’m not a fan of the Tudors series. i hated the historical inaccuracies and the sappy soap opera approach make it feel like the Carringtons set in a period drama. Anyways, but i do find Jonathan Rhyes-Myers hot. A king with six wives has got to have charms and the animal appeal to go with the crown, yes?  With or without the royal regalia - Jonathan just oozes sex. Now with the special screenshot above, you folks can finally feast on that sword of his. Tsk. It’s not in full swing though, but hey, never mind. A nude Jonathan Rhyes-Myers is still a nude Jonathan Rhyes-Myers. Click here for more hollywood hunks at Male Stars.

His torso may not be perfect. I’m with you on that. You could even far and say that he does not have Brad Pitt’s or Gerard Butler’s toned bod to make it on top of everyone’s fantasy list, but you have to admit that Simon Baker has a charm all his own. There’s something about that boyish look and that curly brown hair that makes you want to reach out and take him home. Plus, i think his bushy brown pubes is kinda sexy. Would definitely some of that in my mouth. And if he asks me to bend over, i’d be down on all fours. For more Simon Baker screenshots, visit Male Stars.

Oh well, when will these celebrities learn that being celebs - they are open to targets? they should know better than to take photographs and videos exhibiting their sexual prowess. Unfortunately, celebrities are also human and have the same egotistical/narcissistic faults like most of us have. Only in their case, there’s bound to be more public interest and debates when their Pandora’s box of naughty is opened. Take HK’s Edison Chen. The sex scandal caused quite a stir (no, actually it caused a tremor in the HK entertainment industry.) and opened a can of issues such as censorship, the freedom of speech and the private lives of celebrities.

Tsk. Like i said, celebrities should know any better. But at least now we know that Edison’s got a mighty thick cock and can shoot like a porn star. Click here and check out Male Celebs for more sex scandals.