Male Celebs Naked

Bloody paparazzi can be annoying if you’re a celebrity. But if not, then most likely you enjoy celebrity candids taken by the paparazzi. Now I am not sure if the Hugh Jackman photo above is the real shit. But I have to admit that it has put my libido on overdrive. And I like it. Not like Botticelli’s Venus or a Brad Pit candid but it’ll do. Sometimes all you need are male celebrity fakes to get ‘ya going, no? Anyways, for more male celebrities, check out Banned Male Celebs.

Yeah. Leonardo Di Caprio. I got excited too when I first saw this *candid nude* and then my friend comes up to me and says that it is photoshopped. I’ve already forgotten the details why it is fake. But I guess it has something to do with the shadows. Can you blame me for not remembering? I erased it from memory ’cause you know - it ruined my fantasy. There. But please do enjoy this. For more, check out Banned Male Celebs.

2 years after and Viggo Mortensen’s jaw dropping and eye popping fight scene in Eastern Promises still manages to get into conversations involving celebrities and nude scenes. Heck, the scene is a tough act to follow - and Viggo should have gotten an award for it. And anyways, what’s not to like about Mr. Mortensen? A poet, a painter, a brilliant actor and he’s got a hot bod and I’d certainly like to tap. Mosey on to Banned Male Celebs for more  celebrities in the buff.

Fake or not? I’m not quite sure. I’ve heard lotsa people saying that this photo is fake and then there are those who say that this is the real kahuna. So which is which? If real, then Josh Duhamel‘s dick size is not quite what I expected. Not disappointed though, just taken aback. But then, it’s not in how big it is, but it’s how you use it. And right now, I’ve got a hankering for Josh’s weiner. Yup, it’s gonna be another long night with Josh, me and a bottle of lube. Now all that’s missing is a Shie LeBeouf and I’m all set. Male Celebrities for sure has one. Let’s go there for a visit and a quick nookie.

Pop stars, actors and models - but me thinks - jocks and athletes are more our favourites, yes? And because we love ‘em so much, here’s Brasilian footballer Wagner Lemeira for the taking. And now that he’s got your attention, it’s time to bring out the lube and fancy how that latino cock would fare in your hands or corn hole. For more nude stars, check out Male Celebs.

Very much unlike dreamy Levi Johnston - Make Me A Supermodel’s first runner up, Ronnie Kroell didn’t have any qualms showing off his goods for Playgirl. And bless my gay soul, he’s got an impressive dong that makes me want to come over and shove that darn thing in my mouth. Yeah - after months of waiting and speculation, he’s finally here and he wants you to take him home and enjoy his company.  Well - I’ve already enjoyed it a number of times, dear and I’m exhausted.

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Wow. Hector Camacho. He did a nude (only partly, I believe) photo set for Playgirl twenty five years ago - and now at the yummy age of 48, he does it again. Still buffed and still oozing with that latino boxer appeal. As you can see, he still is everything you could want. Tough, sexy and with an impressive athletic record to boot. I wonder though if the junior - already following in the boxing footsteps of the senior would follow suit? Perhaps we should ask and maybe we shall receive? Check out more nude male celebrities at Male Stars.

Can Ryan really rap like them black artists? Who the heck cares? All I know is that pretty boy still has it and he can flaunt it all he wants. Have you seen Ryan Phillippe’s photo spread on Women’s Health, May 2010 issue? All I could say is, “Wow!” The dude still has it. He still looks like a model who stepped out of Corbin Fisher and on to Hollywood. For more Ryan Phillippe, check out Male Stars.

I don’t know the story behind this, but this sure caught my eye. I’m thinking the slightly bonkers House, MD finally lost it. Anyways, i’m still giggling. Not because Hugh Laurie is parading around town butt nekkid but because I can’t quite get over that guy’s expression. And oh, for an older dude, Hugh Laurie’s got a nice arse. Definitely fap fodder for those with the dad/mature guy fetish. Visit Male Stars for more nude male celebrities.

Aaaah. Beauty Queens. I know you’ve heard of stories of beauty queens getting involved in sex scandals (i’m looking at you Carrie Prajean. you vile christian bitch. haha.) and getting stripped of their crowns. I wonder if it works the same with male pageants. Anyhow, i’m not sure if the Mister Gay World thingie is even regarded as a *respectable* pageant. But you see, Mister Gay World 2010, Charl Van Den Berg is even more of an eye candy being stripped nekkid and i would be so darn disappointed if they strip him of the crown because of a couple of nude pics. Doncha think it would go well with his scepter? Check out male stars for more nude celebs.