Male Celebs Naked

Bloody paparazzi can be annoying if you’re a celebrity. But if not, then most likely you enjoy celebrity candids taken by the paparazzi. Now I am not sure if the Hugh Jackman photo above is the real shit. But I have to admit that it has put my libido on overdrive. And I like it. Not like Botticelli’s Venus or a Brad Pit candid but it’ll do. Sometimes all you need are male celebrity fakes to get ‘ya going, no? Anyways, for more male celebrities, check out Banned Male Celebs.

So i finally got to browse my old Playgirl archives - and inspired by the recent Levi Johnston spread - i searched for other celebrities who posed in their birthday suits for the mag. My all time favourite is still Brian Buzzini (1986 was a good year for the mag, me thinks) and Sam jones come as a close second (yeah, talk about vintage) and who could forget this shoot two years ago? Hunky dory Marcus Patrick let it all hang loose here, however, it got him kicked out of a soap opera he was in. Tsk. What a pity.

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2 years after and Viggo Mortensen’s jaw dropping and eye popping fight scene in Eastern Promises still manages to get into conversations involving celebrities and nude scenes. Heck, the scene is a tough act to follow - and Viggo should have gotten an award for it. And anyways, what’s not to like about Mr. Mortensen? A poet, a painter, a brilliant actor and he’s got a hot bod and I’d certainly like to tap. Mosey on to Banned Male Celebs for more  celebrities in the buff.

Well yeah it’s a fake. But that does not stop hordes of folks from drooling and tripping all over the place to get a full view. Me? Well - I’m not so sure where my place is in this Taylor Lautner phenomena. I only like him when he’s got his shirt off and head he spends 90 percent of the time shirtless on Twilight. But heck, that’s not enough for me to stand in line and get a ticket. No sir. I’d much rather stay here and enjoy these fakes, thank you very much. Besides, I have my time full checking out the roster of Hollywood hotties on Banned Male Celebs. Go and check it out too.

Jamie Kennedy is acquired taste I suppose. I mean, not everyone will find him attractive. But I have to admit it. I was one of them folks who had the hots for him a decade ago. Well, I still think he’s got something. And there’s this teeny weeny voice in me saying that he still looks like a good fuck - and you know what? This still shot from one of his movies seems to prove that point. Click here to see more nude male celebs at Male Stars.

Fake or not? I’m not quite sure. I’ve heard lotsa people saying that this photo is fake and then there are those who say that this is the real kahuna. So which is which? If real, then Josh Duhamel‘s dick size is not quite what I expected. Not disappointed though, just taken aback. But then, it’s not in how big it is, but it’s how you use it. And right now, I’ve got a hankering for Josh’s weiner. Yup, it’s gonna be another long night with Josh, me and a bottle of lube. Now all that’s missing is a Shie LeBeouf and I’m all set. Male Celebrities for sure has one. Let’s go there for a visit and a quick nookie.

Very much unlike dreamy Levi Johnston - Make Me A Supermodel’s first runner up, Ronnie Kroell didn’t have any qualms showing off his goods for Playgirl. And bless my gay soul, he’s got an impressive dong that makes me want to come over and shove that darn thing in my mouth. Yeah - after months of waiting and speculation, he’s finally here and he wants you to take him home and enjoy his company.  Well - I’ve already enjoyed it a number of times, dear and I’m exhausted.

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Ever wondered how Robert Pattinson looks like pre-Edward Cullen era? Here’s a screenshot from one of his old movies - and as you can see - even before that vampire role, he’s as pale and white as … as …. the Pillsbury doughboy? Not to disrespect Robert Pattinson fans, but as that Facebook page says, The Count from Sesame Street is a better vampire than this whiny baby. Seriously. Robert needs to move out of that shadow. He’s nice and all but Edward is smothering him to death (in my opinion). Anyways, feed your cravings and check out more Hollywood hunks at Male Celebs.

I don’t know the story behind this, but this sure caught my eye. I’m thinking the slightly bonkers House, MD finally lost it. Anyways, i’m still giggling. Not because Hugh Laurie is parading around town butt nekkid but because I can’t quite get over that guy’s expression. And oh, for an older dude, Hugh Laurie’s got a nice arse. Definitely fap fodder for those with the dad/mature guy fetish. Visit Male Stars for more nude male celebrities.

Talk about your hot silver foxes. Richard Gere is one of the sexiest mature folks around. Sadly though, there are no recent photos of him in the buff but the internet has a couple of screenshots from his previous movies. Above is taken from the earyl 80’s/late 70’s classic, American Gigolo. I’m too young to remember the movie but i do remember my sister (and my mom) going crazy for this dude. Now I know why. Hey Richard, why don’tcha lose the tibet thing and just call me. Yeah, like what Debbie Harry sang before - call me.

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