Male Celebs Naked

This video was heavily censored when it came out i reckon, and it took me three or four years to finally watch it in its entirety. And after viewing it, i could not understand what the fuss was all about. You had Robbie Williams taking his clothes off (and more) to get a chick’s attention, so what? i’ve seen more cringe and puke scenes in video games you know? All the prude censors did at the time was rob me of my right to see Robbie’s dick waving about. Darn. Check more Robbie nudes at Male Celebs.

Word has it that Channing Tatum’s prized johnny looked like a burnt hotdog after that incident on the set of Dear John. I know lotsa freak accidents in the movies and TV but this one in particular made my skin crawl. just the thought of scalding hot water touching your fingertips is enough to make anyone wince, what about it reaching up (or in this case, down his suit) to your sensitive parts.

Aight. Can i yell a big loud “Ouch!” now?

The even weirder thing is, i think that with a dick that’s straight out of a page from the Frankenstein novel makes Channing Tatum even more appealing. So what do you say, Channing? Care to waddle in the puddle with moi?

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Aaaah. Beauty Queens. I know you’ve heard of stories of beauty queens getting involved in sex scandals (i’m looking at you Carrie Prajean. you vile christian bitch. haha.) and getting stripped of their crowns. I wonder if it works the same with male pageants. Anyhow, i’m not sure if the Mister Gay World thingie is even regarded as a *respectable* pageant. But you see, Mister Gay World 2010, Charl Van Den Berg is even more of an eye candy being stripped nekkid and i would be so darn disappointed if they strip him of the crown because of a couple of nude pics. Doncha think it would go well with his scepter? Check out male stars for more nude celebs.

Looks like his biceps and triceps aren’t his only muscles that are bulging. This stolen shot of the teen heart throb puts everything in a new a light, i suppose. Although I found him cute i never really looked at him in a sexual way. But now -oh momma. )Or baby boy in this case). Taylor Lautner’s got a bulky bod built for adult entertainment and apparently, he’s got the tool for it as well. I’d definitely want some of that on my wrinkled prunes. Check for more Taylor Lautner at Male Stars.

As if you haven’t seen enough nude photos and videos of singer and former boy band member Quentin Elias. Here he is anyway, in all his full erect glory. Very rarely will you find a guy (or a girl) so  open with his sexuality and has pushed the borders of his career. From music to adult videos. What a cool dude indeed. So i can forgive him for the slight offense he did with an 80’s  Johnny Hates Jazz classic. And oh, he says his lips are real, bitch. For more nude male celebs, check out Male Stars.

I’m sure you are all familiar of  Greg Oden’s nude self shots. Nothing like news of that sort to make me think and look back of all the leaked video tapes and nude photos previously. Like that famous photo of English football player Matthew Bates and his semi-erect penis. The picture was for the benefit of his girlfriend, he said. Oh well, good for us mere ordinary folks too who would never get to see them in all their glory - but c’mon, shouldn’t be celebrities smart enough to know there are risks involved in such endeavours? Tsk. Tsk. Visit Male Celebs for more hunks caught with their pants down.

Gerard Butler still knocks the socks off my feet, a good two years since that ab fest 300 came out. Even though i’ve seen a paparazzi shot of him picking his nose months earlier. In the screenshot above - we see Gerard’s willy bobbing all around. Not exactly the best of shots but it’s enough to pique anyone’s interest. Now, if there are any nude photos of him with his dong fully erect, i could die happy. For more male celebrity nudes, check out Male Stars.

I’m not a fan of the Tudors series. i hated the historical inaccuracies and the sappy soap opera approach make it feel like the Carringtons set in a period drama. Anyways, but i do find Jonathan Rhyes-Myers hot. A king with six wives has got to have charms and the animal appeal to go with the crown, yes?  With or without the royal regalia - Jonathan just oozes sex. Now with the special screenshot above, you folks can finally feast on that sword of his. Tsk. It’s not in full swing though, but hey, never mind. A nude Jonathan Rhyes-Myers is still a nude Jonathan Rhyes-Myers. Click here for more hollywood hunks at Male Stars.

His torso may not be perfect. I’m with you on that. You could even far and say that he does not have Brad Pitt’s or Gerard Butler’s toned bod to make it on top of everyone’s fantasy list, but you have to admit that Simon Baker has a charm all his own. There’s something about that boyish look and that curly brown hair that makes you want to reach out and take him home. Plus, i think his bushy brown pubes is kinda sexy. Would definitely some of that in my mouth. And if he asks me to bend over, i’d be down on all fours. For more Simon Baker screenshots, visit Male Stars.

Oh well, when will these celebrities learn that being celebs - they are open to targets? they should know better than to take photographs and videos exhibiting their sexual prowess. Unfortunately, celebrities are also human and have the same egotistical/narcissistic faults like most of us have. Only in their case, there’s bound to be more public interest and debates when their Pandora’s box of naughty is opened. Take HK’s Edison Chen. The sex scandal caused quite a stir (no, actually it caused a tremor in the HK entertainment industry.) and opened a can of issues such as censorship, the freedom of speech and the private lives of celebrities.

Tsk. Like i said, celebrities should know any better. But at least now we know that Edison’s got a mighty thick cock and can shoot like a porn star. Click here and check out Male Celebs for more sex scandals.