Male Celebs Naked

There’s no argument about it. Jude Law’s one of the most brilliant (and beautiful) actors around (yup, even with the receding hairline) - and sure enough, paparazzi surround him like bees to honey. All waiting for a split second chance to catch his hand in the cookie jar - or with his boxers down. And they’ve succeeded. And what a lovely dick that is. I’m thinking, wait til you see it in its full erect glory. Check out Male Stars and you might find one.

Not really nude but one just can’t get enough of David Beckham. Even more so if he’s got something wiggling and jiggling in his soccer shorts. Yeah, we’ve seen photos of soccer players getting their shorts pulled down right in the middle of game play and all - and next to that, we have a number of Beckham photos and swinging willie. To be honest, it tickles the imagination and just makes me want to reach for the lube. Oh momma.

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Aight. Looks like the best place to be in a fashion show is backstage.I don’t know how you call them, but I’d like to be get that job handing out the next set of clothes for your models while they are undressing backstage. With the frenzy and the flurry, I wonder if they still ever get curious about the beautiful bodies nekkid around them. Or I wonder if the models themselves notice some pervs staring or taking candid shots. Well, get me back stage in the next fashion show and I’ll try to get you more of the super sexy black panther,  Tyson Beckford or Channing Tatum. Want more? Click here to visit Male Celebs.

Do you remember the glorious 80’s? Haha. I’ve been having this 80’s nostalgia for weeks now. it all started when i spent the whole week watching Golden Girls on DVD - and also listening to Tori Amos bout how “they were so engorged and famous in their last lives”. So anyways, I’m going retro now as I present you Miami Vice hunk, Don Johnson. Sure, he maybe a wrinkled old raisin to most of you now - but back then - he was a ladies man and no doubt the object of many a fag’s fantasies as well. I remember he raised a fit when his nude photos came out in playgirl, unbeknownst to him that a couple of decades later - technology would spring back and bite him in the arse. And not to diss you Don Johnson fans but from this angle, it’sn not much of behind. Or dick too for that matter. Kinda disappointing, after all those fantasies - you get this. Hahaha. Anyways, click here for more nekkid male stars on Male Celebs.

Fake or not? I’m not quite sure. I’ve heard lotsa people saying that this photo is fake and then there are those who say that this is the real kahuna. So which is which? If real, then Josh Duhamel’s dick size is not quite what I expected. Not disappointed though, just taken aback. But then, it’s not in how big it is, but it’s how you use it. And right now, I’ve got a hankering for Josh’s weiner. Yup, it’s gonna be another long night with Josh, me and a bottle of lube. Now all that’s missing is a Shie LeBeouf and I’m all set. Male Celebrities for sure has one. Let’s go there for a visit and a quick nookie.

You know what some people say? Never trust a skinny chef? Let me add,  never trust a chef who chain smokes. Personally I think he’s kinda overrated and me thinks his fame is more of a byproduct of his inflated ego, outspokenness and daring. Anthony Bourdain in the span of his career as a chef, has gained quite a number of foes. Rachel Ray being one of them and then there are vegans. I’m sure they could use this nude poster and have a field day with it in creative, degrading ways. i don’t know. But I’m pretty sure that there are some folks out there who’d like to taste that bone. Anyways, visit male celebs for more stars in the buff.

I am not an emo music fan. it’s overrated. it gives goths a bad name since folks who don’t even bother to learn,  mistake emo for goth. and — most of all i could never forgive Peter Wentz and the rest of the Fall Out Boy for the travesty they did to Joy Division’s classic, “Love Will Tear Us Apart”. So to get even, here a shot of Peter’s peter.

Oh wait. did i just fall for their cheap publicity stunt or what???

This video was heavily censored when it came out i reckon, and it took me three or four years to finally watch it in its entirety. And after viewing it, i could not understand what the fuss was all about. You had Robbie Williams taking his clothes off (and more) to get a chick’s attention, so what? i’ve seen more cringe and puke scenes in video games you know? All the prude censors did at the time was rob me of my right to see Robbie’s dick waving about. Darn.

And the question is, is it Soulja Boy or not? if case you haven’t heard yet, there’s a video going round where Hip hop/rap artist Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em (DeAndre Ramone Way) is getting a head from another sexy dawg. Right now, i can’t say anything conclusively about it being a fake or not - but so far - there are details about the video that’s so downright uncanny that it’s not even funny (if this is actually a fake vid). And even if it’s the real deal, does this mean that this sexy, “i wanna fuck this chocolate twink” boy is gay? Hmm. Oh, if only wishes can come true at the snap of a finger.

Did you guys get to watch that artsy-fartsy film, The Pillow Book? If not, here’s a screen capture of that famous scene. Ewan McGregor in his full glory - that scene in Trainspotting where we get to see his weiner in a split second pales in comparison. Renton err Ewan just like the way we want him. Raw and real. I am not sure if he did any more scenes of this sort since i no longer get to watch as movies as i used to. But anyways, even if he did, i bet they weren’t as dandy and revealing as these shots from the aforementioned film. And just in case i can convince  you guys to go and purchase a copy - be informed that Ewan’s nudity is not limited to this scene. There’s more. So get yer arse to the nearest video store and get one.