Male Celebs Naked

It’s not all gloomy, i suppose. One encouraging news from a month ago was when Welsh rugby player Gareth Thomas came out of the closet. For most celebs (especially for one in a downright macho culture such as rugby) that could be the death knell for their careers, but Gareth is one tough dude (on and off the field) and is proving to be a hero. He’s also single and looking. So if you guys are interested you might want to do your homework and give this dude - uhm - some love and care. But there’s a fine line separating fan adoration and stalking, keep in mind. PS. Sorry. I wanted to post a Gareth Thomas nude fake but couldn’t find any. So hope y’all enjoy his rippling muscles. For more nekkid Hollywood Gods, check out Male Stars.

I don’t want to think that Scott Brown over Martha Coakley mostly due to this Cosmo spread 2 decades ago. As much as I hate to admit it but this dude is undeniably hot. More so now that he’s got streaks of silver in his hair. But that aside, what are the implications to health care reform and equality rights? I am not a very political person so let me just say upfront that I don’t have the credibility to discuss it. If you must know though, LGBT news blog Box Turtle Bulletin has a quick analysis of the situation. As for hunky celebs in their bare skin, leave it to me. In the meantime, check out Male Stars for more beefy goodness.

So i finally got to browse my old Playgirl archives - and inspired by the recent Levi Johnston spread - i searched for other celebrities who posed in their birthday suits for the mag. My all time favourite is still Brian Buzzini (1986 was a good year for the mag, me thinks) and Sam jones come as a close second (yeah, talk about vintage) and who could forget this shoot two years ago? Hunky dory Marcus Patrick let it all hang loose here, however, it got him kicked out of a soap opera he was in. Tsk. What a pity.

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2 years after and Viggo Mortensen’s jaw dropping and eye popping fight scene in Eastern Promises still manages to get into conversations involving celebrities and nude scenes. Heck, the scene is a tough act to follow - and Viggo should have gotten an award for it. And anyways, what’s not to like about Mr. Mortensen? A poet, a painter, a brilliant actor and he’s got a hot bod and I’d certainly like to tap. Mosey on here for more male celebrities in the buff.

French actor Gaspard Ulliel is such a hottie that I could stare at his face the whole day and not get tired of it. Of course, i’d bend over backwards to see him in the buff but alas, there no frontals as far as I know but on the bright side of things, I found this neat arse shot. And what buns, definitely the type I’d like to sink my teeth into. Gaspard Ulliel, you make my day.

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What’s the fuss with a non frontal nude photo shoot of one dude named Levi Johnston? He isn’t even much of a looker. He’s adorable in a way but not in the David-Beckham-let’s-fuck kinda way. IMO, Joe Jonas has more personality than this dude. But then again, owing his much publicized involvement with a Republican’s daughter and so on and so forth, Mr. Johnston is now a celebrity. And for folks who want to see dick that one boned conservative cunt, the temptation is just too much to resist. Hmmm. I wonder if Sarah Palin jills off to this set. Oh shit. I’ve been watching too much cougar porn.

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There’s no argument about it. Jude Law’s one of the most brilliant (and beautiful) actors around (yup, even with the receding hairline) - and sure enough, paparazzi surround him like bees to honey. All waiting for a split second chance to catch his hand in the cookie jar - or with his boxers down. And they’ve succeeded. And what a lovely dick that is. I’m thinking, wait til you see it in its full erect glory. Check out Male Stars and you might find one.

Not really nude but one just can’t get enough of David Beckham. Even more so if he’s got something wiggling and jiggling in his soccer shorts. Yeah, we’ve seen photos of soccer players getting their shorts pulled down right in the middle of game play and all - and next to that, we have a number of Beckham photos and swinging willie. To be honest, it tickles the imagination and just makes me want to reach for the lube. Oh momma.

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Aight. Looks like the best place to be in a fashion show is backstage.I don’t know how you call them, but I’d like to be get that job handing out the next set of clothes for your models while they are undressing backstage. With the frenzy and the flurry, I wonder if they still ever get curious about the beautiful bodies nekkid around them. Or I wonder if the models themselves notice some pervs staring or taking candid shots. Well, get me back stage in the next fashion show and I’ll try to get you more of the super sexy black panther,  Tyson Beckford or Channing Tatum. Want more? Click here to visit Male Celebs.

Do you remember the glorious 80’s? Haha. I’ve been having this 80’s nostalgia for weeks now. it all started when i spent the whole week watching Golden Girls on DVD - and also listening to Tori Amos bout how “they were so engorged and famous in their last lives”. So anyways, I’m going retro now as I present you Miami Vice hunk, Don Johnson. Sure, he maybe a wrinkled old raisin to most of you now - but back then - he was a ladies man and no doubt the object of many a fag’s fantasies as well. I remember he raised a fit when his nude photos came out in playgirl, unbeknownst to him that a couple of decades later - technology would spring back and bite him in the arse. And not to diss you Don Johnson fans but from this angle, it’sn not much of behind. Or dick too for that matter. Kinda disappointing, after all those fantasies - you get this. Hahaha. Anyways, click here for more nekkid male stars on Male Celebs.