Male Celebs Naked

Bloody paparazzi can be annoying if you’re a celebrity. But if not, then most likely you enjoy celebrity candids taken by the paparazzi. Now I am not sure if the Hugh Jackman photo above is the real shit. But I have to admit that it has put my libido on overdrive. And I like it. Not like Botticelli’s Venus or a Brad Pit candid but it’ll do. Sometimes all you need are male celebrity fakes to get ‘ya going, no? Anyways, for more male celebrities, check out Banned Male Celebs.

So i finally got to browse my old Playgirl archives - and inspired by the recent Levi Johnston spread - i searched for other celebrities who posed in their birthday suits for the mag. My all time favourite is still Brian Buzzini (1986 was a good year for the mag, me thinks) and Sam jones come as a close second (yeah, talk about vintage) and who could forget this shoot two years ago? Hunky dory Marcus Patrick let it all hang loose here, however, it got him kicked out of a soap opera he was in. Tsk. What a pity.

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Yeah. Leonardo Di Caprio. I got excited too when I first saw this *candid nude* and then my friend comes up to me and says that it is photoshopped. I’ve already forgotten the details why it is fake. But I guess it has something to do with the shadows. Can you blame me for not remembering? I erased it from memory ’cause you know - it ruined my fantasy. There. But please do enjoy this. For more, check out Banned Male Celebs.

2 years after and Viggo Mortensen’s jaw dropping and eye popping fight scene in Eastern Promises still manages to get into conversations involving celebrities and nude scenes. Heck, the scene is a tough act to follow - and Viggo should have gotten an award for it. And anyways, what’s not to like about Mr. Mortensen? A poet, a painter, a brilliant actor and he’s got a hot bod and I’d certainly like to tap. Mosey on to Banned Male Celebs for more  celebrities in the buff.

Well yeah it’s a fake. But that does not stop hordes of folks from drooling and tripping all over the place to get a full view. Me? Well - I’m not so sure where my place is in this Taylor Lautner phenomena. I only like him when he’s got his shirt off and head he spends 90 percent of the time shirtless on Twilight. But heck, that’s not enough for me to stand in line and get a ticket. No sir. I’d much rather stay here and enjoy these fakes, thank you very much. Besides, I have my time full checking out the roster of Hollywood hotties on Banned Male Celebs. Go and check it out too.

Did you guys get to watch that artsy-fartsy film, The Pillow Book? If not, here’s a screen capture of that famous scene. Ewan McGregor in his full glory - that scene in Trainspotting where we get to see his weiner in a split second pales in comparison. Renton err Ewan just like the way we want him. Raw and real. I am not sure if he did any more scenes of this sort since i no longer get to watch as movies as i used to. But anyways, even if he did, i bet they weren’t as dandy and revealing as these shots from the aforementioned film. And just in case i can convince  you guys to go and purchase a copy - be informed that Ewan’s nudity is not limited to this scene. There’s more. So get yer arse to the nearest video store and get one or click here and check out the screenshots at Male Celebrities.

Jamie Kennedy is acquired taste I suppose. I mean, not everyone will find him attractive. But I have to admit it. I was one of them folks who had the hots for him a decade ago. Well, I still think he’s got something. And there’s this teeny weeny voice in me saying that he still looks like a good fuck - and you know what? This still shot from one of his movies seems to prove that point. Click here to see more nude male celebs at Male Stars.

Fake or not? I’m not quite sure. I’ve heard lotsa people saying that this photo is fake and then there are those who say that this is the real kahuna. So which is which? If real, then Josh Duhamel‘s dick size is not quite what I expected. Not disappointed though, just taken aback. But then, it’s not in how big it is, but it’s how you use it. And right now, I’ve got a hankering for Josh’s weiner. Yup, it’s gonna be another long night with Josh, me and a bottle of lube. Now all that’s missing is a Shie LeBeouf and I’m all set. Male Celebrities for sure has one. Let’s go there for a visit and a quick nookie.

I know it’s kinda dated but this is for the benefit of those who missed it the first time it hit cyberspace. And basically because it is just timeless. Sexy Colin Farrell and his incredible dick hanging just like that. It’s a nice piece of male celeb nudity, the kind you would like to sink your teeth into a Fred Durst sex video, me thinks. Check out more faux or real nudes at Celebs.

And speaking of those good old days - i remember having this huge crush on MTV’s Simon Rex. And that was even before his stint in Brad Posey’s Young, Hard and Solo series became known. So when that info was finally made public -i thought, ” jesus christ - wow, there is a god indeed.” Of course i got myself a copy - but those were the days before the advent of the DVD and unfortunately that vid is not as crystal clear as today’s vids, but still horn inducing enough and the perfect accompaniment to boring afternoons or nights. Fuckit. i can’t believe that i still have this thing for Simon Rex after all these years. Check this out at Male Stars.